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Ugly Stocker Day 2009
December 20th 2009 was the second annual ugly stocker day. For those not
in the know, the GAF has stocked all their old brood stock below Boysen dam.
The object is to catch the ugliest most disgusting mutant fish. Fish are
scored on a point system with factors being considered such as putrid yellow
coloration, bulbous callous chin, exceptionally short fins, missing fins,
sebaceous lesions, short tails, short gill plates, and any other noticeably
disgusting deformity. The new point system has been implemented to remove
any personal preferences and take the politics out of judging the fish.
It was a sparse crowd this year. It seemed everyone had
parties, illness, or family obligations that were more important than USD.
Priorities people! It was cold! The temps were supposed to hit 39 above but
I would be surprised if it got above 30 all day. Guides icing every couple
casts. Anthony, Alex, and I jumped in and started the competition. There
were several other parties from Riverton competing up stream. The stockers
were there and hungry!
I broke the ice (literally) with a fairly disgusting
specimen. Not long after Alex scored on a couple real ugly fish. Then
Anthony pretty much just pulled away from us with some exceptionally big and
Ugly fish. Anthony is the current champ and now two time winner of the
contest.
. These fish, of indelicate appetite, sluggish disposition,
negligible intelligence, paltry stamina, and possessing a head, mouth, and
stomach of ludicrous bulk in comparison with it's stultified body are easily
one of America's most underrated fish. It's most exceptional quality is it's
suicidal voraciousness. These demented creatures have been known to attack
any bait, spinner or fly that crosses their path. Our favorite fly of choice
is the pencil eraser, which is very durable and can be used to catch fish
after fish.
The bite was on from about noon till 1:30. We found most of
the fish in the slowest deepest water, just trying to stay out of the
current and willing to eat anything that swam by. Mostly a soft hackle sow
bug on the swing. There was a trick to it. We used a heavily weighted bugger
to get the soft hackle down on the bottom and as soon as drag was applied
and the flies began to swing to the surface, fish on!
We managed several doubles and the guys from Riverton even
managed a triple! Not a single wild fish was caught by anyone. I think after
the stockers were planted the park area became an undesirable neighborhood
and all the wild fish moved back down into the canyon for the winter. All in
all it was a great day. Many fish caught and all released unharmed to be
caught another day!
Join us next year for one of the most fun days of fishing
for the year! We are even thinking of making a floating trophy that can be
past from year to year and a hat with a big ugly rubber stocker on it for
next years winner. Enjoy the pictures! |